BEARPAW Triple Vision: One Boot Three Ways
So here was my weekend:
Office party cocktails. Okay, there is no way after the long week I had that I’m going to go home and change my shoes. Once I see my couch, that harsh mistress is always like, “No, really. Sit on me. Relax. For 10 minutes … come on Boo.”
[Cue to 3 am with my mascara running down my face, lipstick smudged on my Pier 1 pillows, and an episode of Saved by the Bell is on in a language I don’t even speak.]
So I went with what I wore at the office:
Dancing then after party at a friend’s house. OMG, they were playing Michael Jackson, Bruno Mars, and just a bit of Neil Diamond to keep us on our toes.
Grocery shopping. Do grocery stores stock hot guys in the produce aisle on purpose? I’ve always wanted to squeeze a dude’s bicep, and when he confronts me as to what I’m doing, I’ll just respond, “I’M JUST TESTING TO SEE IF YOU’RE RIPE … GOSH!!!!”
Friends’-night-in watching The Oscars. Even in my house, there’s a line to the bathroom …
Turns out, she was “powdering her nose.” I’ve never powered my nose in my whole life. At least I could still feel my legs from the calf down since the Bonnie’s are ridiculously comfortable.
And that’s my week in 1 boot … 3 ways.
Have a good week and cheers everyone! Stay warm ~